Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 390 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/385 points)
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (250/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
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Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Find all the secret movies!
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
